What language would you like to speak fluently?

Sharpies or Bics?

Worst health scare?
precancerous cervix

Title of last book you read?
HTML for Dummies

Green thumb or grim reaper?
Green Thumb!

Organized or disorganized?
Mentally or physically? Both the same, WAY disorganized!

Stick shift or automatic?
Depends — I love driving a stick but often I find the automatic relaxing and effortless, especially when I’m feeling tired. I own an automatic.

Last time you threw up?
The last time one of the cats yakked on the carpet.

Is there anybody you are really afraid of?
Nuns, drill sergeants, and my mother.

Look to the left of your monitor… what do you see?
My travel coffee mug, a sign that says “If you can keep your head about you when all else are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you don’t have a good grasp of the situation,” and the chaos that is my desktop while I unpack my office.

Do you do your own taxes?

Lights on or off?
At night, every light in the area I’m in is on, even if I’m just sitting and watching television. I like it either way when we…uh…y’know.

Name one thing under your bed right now.
There is no under my bed — I have a water bed.

Ever had a sexual relationship with a co-worker?

Favorite candy?
Ferraro Rocher

Any phobias?
Mildly claustrophobic, mildly phobic about mosquitos, and highly phobic about anyone messing around with my face or head.