Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks…

“How many is a Brazillion??!”

-Ba dump bump-

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